Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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