I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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