She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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