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I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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