I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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