You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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