I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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