Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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