literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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