yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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