Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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