wat bout pragnant strippers??
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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