You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss