Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course