even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.