Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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