Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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