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• (917): View more from New York City

  i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".

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• (718): View more from New York

  He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.

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  ....this is what your political science major is getting you?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!

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