i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!