whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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