i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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