but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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