So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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