You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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