my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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