omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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