also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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