Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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