Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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