he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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