thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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