so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I hope mine doesn't look like that
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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