There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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