Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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