they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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