Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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