so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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