is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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