I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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