I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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