Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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