ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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