We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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