you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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