god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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