So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
pray to the hookup gods
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm always down for nudity.
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