My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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