Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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