Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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