Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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