Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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