i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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