Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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