He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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