Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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