Soap is not a condiment
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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