What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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