Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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