he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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