I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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