Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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