Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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